This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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