Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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