My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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