remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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