Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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