watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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