How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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