So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She bit a glass in half.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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