why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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