What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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