Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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