This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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