You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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