How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize