I want to make a zoo with you.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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