It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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