shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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