I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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