The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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