you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just cropdusted the office
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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