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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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