I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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