Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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