He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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