Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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