I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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