i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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