I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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