Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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