BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I think people are normalizing furries
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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