the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Acid is not a monday night drug
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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