Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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