Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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