Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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