That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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