you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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