He is an equal opportunity slut.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
