I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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