I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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