is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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