i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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