quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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