I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
