Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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