i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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