I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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