No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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