Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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