Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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