it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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