I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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