So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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