Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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