Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
